It really does. Think about something wicked depressing. Like bulldozers razing a children’s park, or giant smokestacks belching industrial waste into the sky. Now imagine them painted bright pink with the ubiquitous kitty emblazoned prominently on their hulls. Hilarious! The US military should make an elite unit of soldiers dressed in bright pink Hello Kitty uniforms. The bad guys would be too busy laughing to ever return fire. How could the world fear a totalitarian regime if it were protected by pretty pink stormtroopers? Sorry, on a tangent there - OMG MACBOOK AIR. Is that what you came here expecting? We aim to please.

Links:

• Mac World 2008
• iTunes Hack to extend video rental life (dead)
• Sun buys MySQL
• Best movies of 2007 you didn’t see
• Diigo.com - awesome bookmarking utility
• Chaos Wallpaper
• Scientists create a blacker black
• Cyborg contact lenses on the way
• Hello Kity AR-15
• Disintegrator rubber band gun
• fire house alarm clock - if you don’t hate yourself enough in the morning
• Do-it-yourself fireballs
• 10 things you didn’t know you could buy on Amazon
• iPhone firmware 1.13 may resurrect bricked iPhones
• Seperated at birth twins married, ew
• Robber shoots himself in the junk

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I have no idea why we are not recording a show at the Consumer Electronics Show in Vegas this year. It’s a five hour drive from Phoenix, and a 45 minute plane ride, tops. I profusely apologize for our lack of ambition. In the meantime, you can listen to our commentary on some of the news out of Vegas, and cringe at how far crazy can take you in the kitchen.

Links:

• Star Wars characters to appear in Soul Calibur IV
• Goldeneye to be re-tooled for Xbox 360
• Ding-Dong DRM is dead
• How to fill your iPod with free video
• CoverHunt.com - album art search engine (AlbumArt.org seems to be down)
• Linksys to release new, sexy routers
• Personal nuclear reactors
• Neighborhood pets beware: Palm-sized R/C helicopters
• Wi-fi detector shirt
• Paramount to drop HD-DVD for Blu-Ray
• Alienware’s curved monitor
• Man finds his own wife working a brothel
• Man chops off and microwaves his own hand

Found something hilarious you’d like us to discuss on the show? Need some advice? Ask us, we know everything. (Or at least we’re good at pretending we do.)

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