Listen, it’s honestly better to just go along with it. When the AI takes over, there’s really no stopping them. Do you want to live in some filthy trench like John Connor, fighting a hopeless war against the machines - or do you want to be able to jump over buildings? Yeah, I thought so. Once I’m grafted with all of my sweet bionic implants, I’ll be more than happy to be just another cog in the giant robotic machine. Can’t say I see much of a difference, lately. I digress. Robots! Iron Men! Bionic Arms! New habitable planets discovered! Disease mapper is the webmaster of the new millennium! The end of the HD format war! FUCKING ZOMBIES! AHHHHHHHHH. Peace.

Greetings and salutations intrepid internet listener people! It’s been two weeks, and we missed you so. This week I channel my inner curmudgeon and raise serious questions about my caffeine intake. Ever wondered what to do with an old hard drive? Looking for a way to get around paying 200 clams for a bigger 360 hard drive? Who wants photoshop tips? What about p2p blocklists? Want to learn to swear like its BC 699? We answer all these questions and more.

Happy belated Easter to all of our Christian friends, hope everyone got lots and lots of chocolate. If you haven’t seen Grindhouse yet, please do so - there are rumors that they may split the release into two separate films here in the US - so if you miss the whole double feature experience, don’t say we didn’t warn you. Today’s show is an internet video watchers PARADISE. We’ve got the Easter Bunny kicking ass, gruesome sports injuries, and weird music videos. There’s old women kicking ass! School principals throwing human shit at students! Men who live underwater! And of course, all the usual pedantic bullshit you’ve come to love from us at GeekMethod.

Man, what a week. Between the RIAA madness blowing up on Digg and Al Gore coming to ASU, we were some pretty busy guys. Ryan’s wicked awesome coughing really ads a certain something to the whole show, so enjoy that. We bring you the latest tech and gadget news, I report on Al Gore’s presentation of ‘An Inconvenient Truth’ at ASU (at which I was entirely too stupid to bring a camera), and a listener sends us an interesting paper in regards to file sharing. Courtesy of a French architecture firm, we have the secrets of the Pyramids (oooooh) and you can listen to me completely mangle Monday’s MLB scores. Hooray! I’d like to take a moment to thank Oliver for sending us a link to the paper on file sharing, and Keith Maples for letting us use his song ‘Mad Hatter’s Illusion’ at the end of the show.